Almond Butterfield, local cockroach assassin and grocery store cashier, has been hired on to fill the vacant role of Staff Kweglo.
Butterfield
Butterfield Bio
Name: Almond Balmond Butterfield, Esq.
DOB: 10/11/98
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 47 lbs
Nose: yes
Shirt: genitalia
Sexual Preference: Mule
Experience: 14 yrs, garbage technician; 50+ years bongo expert
Comments: Likes 10 and under aged mules, walks in the desert; dislikes computers and people that call him Albert
Please join us in welcoming Almond to our great staff!
- Trent B.
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