First Ugglesby Brought Onboard

After a long wait, fear not Hey Jerk fans - the first Ugglesby is here. Fip Ugglesby of Flooton County has been brought on to fill the vacant role of Staff Assface.

Ugglesby


Upon learning of the blog's decision to hire him, Fip arose from his bed, went to the bathroom for his morning urine release, and went back to bed to continue his winter hibernation. Due to hibernation privacy laws we will not be able to announce Ugglesby's start date, but do not fear - Ugglesby will provide a valuable service here once he arrives. Until then, he'll continue to not care.

- Trent Bibswitch