Something was left on the doorstep of Hey Jerk headquarters late Friday morning. As of 11:27 a.m. GST blog officials had not identified the object, though they have narrowed it down to four choices:
1. Chuck Frozengard's girlfriend/accountant, Mable-12
2. An alien from the planet Wertz
3. Capolo's fried onion and mayonnaise sandwich from last Wednesday
4. Toobishfot
Stay with the Jerk for updates.
- Correspondent Glenn Chotchke
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