Sal Venley Brought Onboard

Sal Venley, formerly Cort Ikkerman, has been hired as Staff Flat Screen TV, according to Robert Blompton, Staff Hirer.

Venley




Venley, who enjoys water skiing and murder, starts immediately. He released the following statement through his artichoke, Rick:

" I hate this blog and all of its staff members. I will do my best to be fired or killed immediately. Before that happens, however, I will remain in the 42nd floor cafeteria talking to Harold."

Please join us in welcoming Venley to our staff.

- Stinky Phopp