o7 Press Release Photo
Left to Right - Chung Fonway - Vocals and Doo Guitar, Bip Bipperd - Bass, Nermin - Percussion and backup vocals
Chung Fonway had a recent stint as Staff Dead Person/Loser, but was quickly re-killed after his hire. In amazing fashion, however, he's back again - and ready to make music that will please four people.
"I'm back, and no one will kill me this time. I guarantee it," said Fonway.
As far as Mr. Bipperd, it is not known if he is actually alive, or if it is the ghost of Bipperd that is performing with o7. No matter, says the band's bassist. "Alive or dead, I really know how to slap the bass. And i'll perform other actions as well, such as grooming testicle hair on staff."
Nermin is a bird.
Look for o7 to announce their first comeback tour date somewhere in the near future. It figures to be in late January.
- Staff Correspondent Wolt Fremp
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