Gerald Dinkus, an uncircumsized penis with 20/400 vision, has been hired to take on the role of Staff Dinkus.
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After going nearly a year without a Staff Dinkus, it was decided by senior management that the blog could not take the next step towards world domination without a Dinkus on staff.
"I've got a cheese problem, and I tend to stink, but I'm going to bring a new type of odor to this blog. And watch out for me in chess. Don't challenge me."
Please join us in welcoming Gerald to our staff.
- Lead Correspondent Stinky Phopp
1 comment:
Hey I thought this was a family site! Nobody likes a stinky dinkus.
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