Corcoran Hired

After a long wait of 14+ years, Rory Corcoran has finally been granted his sole lifelong wish: employment at The Jerk. In the wee hours of this morning, a contract was finalized which will keep Corcoran on staff through Friday, serving as Staff Underwear.

"I'm honored, its a lifelong dream. I'll do everything in my power to sniff as many skid marks as I can."

Corcoran (Most likely soon to be killed)

Please join us in welcoming Mr. Corcoran, formerly Mrs. Tinkleman, to our staff.

- JP Jones