Gevin Perishes, Colten Arrives

"As one Pock perishes, another makes his way into the limelight."
- Steinberg Q. Pock, March, 1903

Consistent with S. Pock's mantra, the Jerk would like to announce the hiring of Colten Pock as Staff Rhinoceros.

Pock


Colten, who does not speak, made several gestures upon being notified of his hire, one which is believed to have meant "I'll be the best staff rhino in the history of this blog."

This was not confirmed.

Please join us in welcoming Mr. Pock to the staff.

- Correspondent J.P. Jones