Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of Budrick Shenney Lembeck as a new staff editor. Lembeck was staff editor at mustardwaterpranks.com from 1999-2004 and was a writer at the influential blog placespossumsgo.com before being fired for lasagna theft September 19.
The new staff editor released a statement through his lawyer, Marvin Russo:
"Hi."
Lembeck brings with him a rubber penguin, Tony, who handles all dental appointments and a jar of expired milk. Reports indicate he's already made several enemies at the blog, including fellow editor Capolo and Dorothy, the old lady that lives in Capolo's ear.
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