Another Rainbow on Board

Gus Rainbow, cousin of Murray Rainbow and mother of Oscar Rainbow, has been brought on board. Gus will take on the role of Staff Rainbow Sock Cleaner, something he has been responsible on a personal level for for over 100 years.

G. Rainbow



Note to other staff members: Please do not attempt to use Mr. Rainbow as your personal sock cleaner - he is solely responsible for the socks of editor Oscar Rainbow.

- Staff Quigley DonDon Quigley