Staff Car Purchased, Need for Limo Service No Longer Necessary

The Jerk has used spare change found under sofa cushions around headquarters to purchase its first staff vehicle, Xavier.

Xavier, a 1938 something, will at first be exclusively available to Staff Tyrant Flumpton. However, it is believed Flumpton will make the staff car available to all employees in the near future.

Xavier


Xavier Bio

Name: Xavier
Age: 72
Sexual Preference: Audi
Spouse: Harry, Deceased (1983)
Comments: 1 wheel drive, 1 HP

- Staff Car Correspondent Ed Xomcheese