February 13, 2010

Queh Suffers Nose Explosion



Rothgar Queh, brother of deceased Shensen and Bensen, had a near-fatal nose explosion early Saturday morning. According to staff Queh Correspondent Nancy Didier, Queh's nose, which measures 240 feet in diameter, exploded on what was thought to be a routine sneeze. Bits of nostril shrapnel flew into the atmosphere, injuring a cheese sandwich.

The Queh camp could not be reached for comment.

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