Donkey Face Nelson was fired as staff horse, Sunday after one his sneezes soaked several pastrami sandwiches, making them unedible.
Nelson, who was making $2,000 per month (sixth-highest salary on staff), will be replaced by Vernon, a two-year old with a Zerner County record 47-inch nostrils. A press conference is scheduled for February 22 at 3:40 a.m.
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