Hey Jerk Reader Profile: Fhlom O'Dea

In what will become a series of profiles over the coming weeks, Hey Jerk would like to introduce our first reader profile: Fhlom O'Dea. O'Dea has been a loyal reader since 1:10 PM, which awards him our first loyal reader award. As his prize, we have snapped a photo and agreed to write a short synopsis of Mr. O'Dea.

Fhlomas O'Dea


Name: Fhlomas Charles O'Dea XVII
DOB: N/A
Height: 5'2"
Head Height: 4'9"
Weight: 346 lbs.
Education: Wemply Middle (1993)
Major: Tater Tots
Shirt: "ODEA"
Baseball Team: Stinks
Hobbies: Gay, bobsledding, yoga, German tea tastings
Fecal: Small rock formation, strong scent of sulfer

Stay tuned for weekly editions of Hey Jerk: Reader Profiles!

- Larry, Staff Hippo