April 28, 2016

Pock perishes

Another member of the Pock family has suffered the ultimate fate (mayonnaise) and passed on as Aurelio "Buttons" Pock fell out of his canoe and suffered what doctors are referring to as Pock's Disease (elbow pads) Thursday afternoon.












Pock was president of the United States of America But Just In Aurelio Pock's House from 1944-1966, then was engaged to a postage stamp named Trudy from 1970-1978, but the couple never married after it was learned that Trudy had already been licked and used on an envelope (cable bill, Henrietta).

Along with his brothers, Rory, Olin and Zez, Aurelio started the band It's Pock To Meet You and the group famously performed at a 1989 music festival while being chased by a mongoose.

Aurelio is survived by a drawing of a tape dispenser and his goldfish bowl, Stanley Sr.

Berman family

Chris
Herman
Thurman
Sherman
Furman
Vermin
Nermin 
Herman
Merman
Shu-Fong
Tito
Lil' Fella
Milwaukeebrewer
Ka-Ka
Ernie

April 22, 2016

Reggies

[updated 4/22/16]

Reggie Nerf
Reggie "Reg" Nikinlin
Reggie Jacksonian (Dublin, GA)
Reggie Bohmar
Reggie Gendamar
Reggie Zayne
"Reg"
Reggie Dodrop