Reggie Beefman dolls now available

For the first time on this planet, Reggie Beefman dolls are now available for purchase!

Just in time for Lavelle Hurley Day, you can get your very own Beefman doll, which comes with taco shell bed and alternate blue "Reggie Beefman" t-shirt.

$45 each for a limited time

To order, email Jo he jo Pong at pong4506@gmail.com

Being Told You Look Like Rodney Dangerfield: The 12 Step Recovery Process

Once someone is told they resemble Rodney Dangerfield, following the 12 steps is the recommended method of regaining one's life.

*Note - it is impossible to regain one's life after being told they resemble Rodney Dangerfield.




1. Get told you resemble Rodney Dangerfield
2. Look at ground, consider suicide
3. Mutter thoughtless ramblings to yourself
4. Call Reggie Beefman for a Dangerfield consult
5. Drive to Beefman's house, assassinate him, leave photo of Rodney Dangerfield behind
6. Call police, report Beefman's demise, flee to China
7. Upon landing in Hong Kong, cry hysterically for just north of two hours before hailing cab
8. When you reach hotel, immediately watch Rocky 5 in its entirety
9. Look in the mirror, repeat "I am not Rodney Dangerfield" 100 times over (*at a minimum)
10. Take a shower, start to get a hold of your life
11. After shower, look in mirror again, realize you REALLY DO look like Rodney Dangerfield
12. That's all for you - end it

Durly Hired

Drevontavian Durly has been hired as the new manager of the Durly's softball team.

A team roster for the upcoming 2013-2014 season will be announced soon.